The time has come! My little friends, to talk of other things, like shoes and ships and sealing wa- ...aww what the hell; seeing as I'm now an official resident of this fine nation and ought to be working soon to save up for higher schoolin', I think it's time to start opening up my doors to that most glorious of glories; COMMISSIONS.

UPDATE: Hours are gettin' cut slightly at work, so I figured I'd lower the rates on these babies.

So! Here's the deets for your perusal! Gander for examples thusly;

$5 - Simple linework with a small splash o' colour.


$15 - Single characters/busts with oodles of details n' colour.


$25-30 - Grand ol' pinup style, the kind you have to listen to entire OSTs for.


All prices are in' US dollars, and vary by complexity. Don't worry about speed either, I'll usually knock the first two categories out in an evening or two. (I take PayPal as payment by the way.)

Nudity and Robots, as you should know by now, are fine by me, just don't ask for gratuitous sex and violence.

That's all folks! Just layin' it out there, if you fancy it drop me a note!

Thanks to , here's some sweet tidbits about yours truly! Here they be;

1. I listen to C2C AM quite a bit, mainly old reruns on the 'best of' stream, it's great to kick back, grind in an RPG and get spooked shedless once in awhile.

2. I'll often bust a move in the worst place, namely the kitchen where the window gives about three other houses a great view of me gettin' groovy.

3. The only full album I've ever bought from iTunes is Return to the 36 Chambers by Ol' Dirty Bastard, and oh nutty jesus was it worth it.

4. I used to pronounce Anime as 'Aneem', Peripheral as 'ehepherial', and (Shigeru) Miyamoto as 'Moymodo'.

5. Once in a blue moon, I'll stumble into the kitchen to prepare and eat Cheese and Jam sandwiches, that's right, the stronger the cheese the better.

I ain't taggin' nobody, you want in? Be muh guest.

(P.S. OH GOD GOLD AND SILVER REMAKES, BRB GRABBIN MUH POKEY-MEN FEVER)

So I got tagged sideways by this plucky urchin;

1. Feature 4 Artists

- I like the cut of this lass's jib.


- This guy is one ballin' painter, and has a nuts style!


- One hell of a photomanipulator, amazing craftage too.


- My scrotey little sister. ...I guess she's king-boss at art.



2. Feature who tagged YOU.

- The punk who tagged me.



3. Feature TWO of that person's features!

- This gal has one crackin' style


- Mad-wicked traditional skills in this 'un!


4. Been featured lately? Really!? Your ass is tagged.

Y'don't have to of course, I'm sure it'll make a fellow deviant reeeeall happy though.

Peace out suckers!

Bros and Bro-Mamas, I submit to you an offer of most bodacious-ness, I'm looking to clear out my paypal via a copy of Mario Tennis, and need a few dimes more to bag it.

There's the dilemma, here's the answer; I whip out my stylus here and cook up anything you want in lineart form, as much detail, bells and whistles as needed, all for the low low price of $0.60!

First come first serve, help a bro out!

Edit: Much thanks to for the dough!

I'd like to give a huge shout out and many bro-fists to this jammy urchin > , for bestowing unto me that most delicious of e-membership cards;

THE DEVIANTART SUBSCRIPTION, HOOOOOO....